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How I feel being 7 months pregnant

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So this is how I have been feeling lately. And I really hate the fact that the people around you doesn’t seem to be bothered. To my surprise, those women who experienced the exact same situation says, ” oh! Pregnancy… I used to do this I used to be really active.” I mean hello !!!! What do you mean to say all this rubbish in front of a woman who can barely walk or stand due to pregnancy pelvic girdle pain.

I am not mean. In fact,  I’m very generous and kind to the people. But these days I just hate unwanted guests. Why ….. WhY do I have to get up and sit down in front of them after running around my toddler all day long. Then I have to ask for tea and food.. Not for just one day … its bloody every other day. I’m exhausted man !!! Out of breath.

Don’t ask about sleep. The moment I’m in deep sleep my toddler wakes me up. Then I have to go wee. Then I feel thirsty.  Then I can’t turn to other side and stuck. Then I have a leg cramp.  Then my baby decide to get in some weird kind of position that hurt like hell.

Husband ..  feels like I should go somewhere and bang my head to the wall… He is acting like an ar*e. Excuse me ! You are suppose to ask me if I need anything or if I’m feeling alright. Instead of watching stupid scary movies and playing stupid games on you phone. It’s your kid as well . Why is it just me waddling around ??

And the aunty who says.. dear I hope Allah will definitely give you a son this time. Thank you so much !! First of all you are a woman. So be proud of yourself. My first daughter means the world to me. I am ready to have anything  and im not bothered about gender. My kids will be my kids whether they all are girls or boys. For your kind information. I have not found out the gender this time as well.

Rant over !!!!

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Me time – the moment I can’t keep my eyes open but still scrolling down.

After a long day, shopping, cooking, feeding, changing, nursing or what not. My little girl gone to sleep. I can’t keep my eyes open and need to change to my pajamas, brush my teeth and drink some water.  But here I am, scrolling down my phone. Being nosy on instagram.

It’s been 10 months now. I have been doing this. Not same thing all the time but this me time is a very special time for my sanity. I don’t want to get up from bed and just want to sleep like the way I am. But what is this telling me to get up and wash my face and brush my teeth and change??

Sometime i think what a great life babies have. They fed, changed, sleep and entertained. When I put my daughter to sleep, she takes good 30 minutes to drift off. If I am offered by this opportunity I will grab it in a second.  Now, I just closed my eyes and went in my dream seeing the stupidest things one can imagine.  Time to get up…

If you are in the same boat tell me what do you do in your “me time”.

 

 

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Relationship goals after baby

Expectations

  1. Caring and helping husband who help changing nappies.
  2. Date night once a week.
  3. Sunday brunch in bed.
  4. Sensual massage.
  5. Babysit when you go out socialising.
  6. Keeping house clean and make less mess.
  7. Always be ready to listen.
  8. Eat together.
  9. Get up and put Z back to sleep when she wakes up at night.
  10. You look amazing sweetheart.

Reality

  1. Saying yuck! To see a dirty nappy and say oh! Throw this away … far away..
  2. Staying out once a week to get me time.
  3. Take Z downstairs please I need to sleep more . It’s Sunday . .
  4.  When was the last time you had shower ?
  5. Hello Z how are you ? I love you… go to your mama ! Come on man take her.
  6. Make sure to put trousers on the floor and leaving toilet dribbling after shower.
  7. What ? What did you say ? Do you really have to moan everytime ??
  8. What did you cook ? Vegetable curry ?!!!! I’m going to eat out today.
  9. I need to go work in the morning.  I’m going  to sleep in other room.
  10. You look amazing sweetheart ! 😆

I am still very happy with him. Just wish few things could change. What are your partners like? Share your thoughts.

 

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stop leaving skid marks ! (poo talk)

Caution; this post is going to be completely rude and you will find a lot of poop talks.

This is for those who don’t even care about what they leave behind for others to see.

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Everytime I go to the public toilets, those people who are really confident to show their poop always drive me crazy. I mean why the heck ?

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Well toddler need potty training.  Shall I ask government to design adult potty training as well?

When I got married and start living with my husband. The first shock I had was when I saw his toilet. I was like

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That was the first time I realised that marriage is about cleaning shit as well. A reminder for all of those girls who are going to be married soon. Your husband is going to fart in the same blanket as well.  So prepare your mind for all that business.

Some people think that I have OCD. They told me toilets are all about smell, pee and poo. I dont really think so. Actually, if keeping the toilet clean and sparkling comes under ocd than yes I have ocd.

On a serious note, it’s really not nice when you go toilet and see that stuff. For a person like me would never tolerate that.  If someone leave skid marks in the toilet and I see them leaving confidently. I just have a really dirty image of them in my mind. It spreads diseases as well. So please keep it clean.

There’s how you can deal with the situation .

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